There once was a traveling salesman,
who visited town each week.
The people would gather around him,
and smile from cheek to cheek.
"I'd like to see some hats!", they'd say,
Or, "What about a tent!"
From his cart the products came,
and just as fast they went
Once the crowd did clear away,
a straggler sticks behind.
Young Sally Sue from Hellabaloo,
Has bigger things in mind.
"What about a grand piano", she asks?
"Or a swing set for my yard?"
The salesman frowns because deep down
He knows carrying that stuff is hard.